how you doin..

(from joey--FRIENDS)

its friday night, youre out with your tropa..then suddenly you notice a very stunning lady that had just entered the room..your head goes *BOING* and your heart goes *BOOM*.. instantly youre reduced to hapless whimp..it seems like your entire being is being ripped apart..a part of you tells you to go and introduce yourself to her--you might not know she can be the one etc etc, while as always theres the side thats telling you, you cant do it--that shes just too good for you..shes way outta your league..that youll only get rejected bigtime--yung term na "dinadaga"..and just when you have the courage to go and meet her, youre find yourself with a problem: how will i start a conversation?? how will introduce myself?? just how will i talk to her??

since we're in the topic of pickup lines (personally the term really sounds a bit off) i want to ask 2 questions:

1-for the gents--whats your best introductory line?? i mean c'mon im sure you always have one up your sleeve..the one that gets at least a smile or a positive reaction..or at least a 3 out of 10 batting average (which btw is not bad in terms of meeting a stranger, is it?? =)

2-for the ladies--whats the most funniest line that a guy used to start a conversation?? and please-- let us poor guys have an insight on the female psyche..its kinda hard to guess sometimes kasi..whats the best thing that a guy can do or say to meet you w/o getting slammed

the most funniest and the most used lines ive heard:

1) nice hair
2) your dad must be a terrorist coz youre the bomb
3) you must be really tired, coz youve been running on my mind whole day long..
4) do you believe in soulmates?
5) am i in heaven already, coz theres an angel RIGHT in front of me...